i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass
My mom mixed two half empty dish soaps and it made a gradient of cleanliness
i told my mom about how her soapy creation got me 400 notes on the internet and she told me to get a job
THEY HAVE NUBS INSTEAD OF LEGS.
THEIR TUMMIES ARE ALMOST TOUCHING THE GROUND.
"dark lipstick makes you look intimidating"
good. stay the hell away from me.
This is what happens to a basketball court when the pipes burst
this is the greatest basketball challenge of all time
is this what heaven looks like
Still learning how to cat. It’s a slow process.
He turns around like “THIS ISNT WORKING”
so is anyone secretly in love with me yet