And then God said "Let there be lesbians."

egberts:

"you stole that joke from tumblr" i posted that joke to tumblr

calvinklein:

Calvin Klein Jeans.

calvinklein:

Calvin Klein Jeans.

The US Government: We're not going to make it federally mandatory for people to get paid a wage they can actually live off of
The US Government: If people want to make a living, they'll just have to work 16+ hours a day
The US Government: And if their kids end up disenfranchised because of a lack of parental involvement, well that's not our problem
The US Government: In fact, what is our problem is creating a system that will funnel these disenfranchised youth into our prison system so they can work for corporations (that promise us money) for damn near free
The US Government: If they don't want to fall victim to this system, then they can seek higher education
The US Government: Except such an education will be inaccessible to most disenfranchised people and skewed in favor of the financially stable and white people
The US Government: And we're not going to make intervention programs like sex education and conflict resolution federally mandatory, because that's the parent's job
The US Government: The parent who is working 16 hours a day

heckannoying:

listening to music in your room like

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radgreasersharkmanhashtaghellyea:

bestpal:

royaldragon5:

bestpal:

imblakeandyourenot:

bestpal:

my pussy > the Beatles

Anyone who thinks this way has never listened to The Beatles.

Sike bitch u never tasted this pussy

Don’t care, I’d still prefer the Beatles over a fleeting sexual experience.

OMFG somebody please attach a picture of this man’s icon

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how many open toe sandals you think he own

If you cum and she doesn’t…you didn’t fuck her, she fucked you.
Not me (via fvckem)

omg hahahahhahahaa

(via sixtininer)

wavechild:

I’ve only had my new twitter account for not even 3 days and I’m considering deleting.image

toewses:

#i’m sure in 1986 that didnt sound as gay as it does now